1.) Your name: Fuckyou Mcgee
2.) Nicknames: Crim, Creamy.
3.) Do you like these nicknames?: Yesh.
4.) Location: Butts County... go figure
5.) Age: 17
6.) Birthday: April 7th
7.) Zodiac sign: Aeries
8.) Parents names: Glenda
9.) Siblings?: 2 brothers and sisters
10.) Pets: 8 cats. 2 dogs. 1 squirrel. Yeah. I know.
11.) Number of rooms in your house: 11
12.) Religion: Skeptical
13.) If so-practicing?: No
14.) Male or Female?: Male
15.) Is your family close?: Alot


What are your favorite
16.) Foods: Steak and shrimp
17.) TV shows: Scrubs and only Scrubs
18.) Movies: Pulp Fiction, Blazzing Saddles, The Dark Knight, Blues Brothers,
19.) Actors: Gene Wilder, Heath Ledger, Will Smith, Bruce Lee
20.) Actresses:
21.) Books: Lord of the Rings, Clockwork Orange, Shogun
22.) Artists: Pink Floyd, Johnny Cash, Beck
23.) Types of Music: All
24.) Video Games: Devil May Cry or GTA
25.) Computer Games: Doom
26.) Outfits: Jeans and a white T-shirt
27.) Stores: Don't care for them
28.) Sports: None but if I had to choose, Baseball
29.) Colors: Purple, Black, Red and sometimes green
30.) Numbers: 7
31.) Websites: IMDb, Youtube, Deviantart
32.) Cartoons characters: Sanosuke Sagara, Saitou Hajime, Spike Spiegal, Kuwabara, Haruko, Wolfwood
33.) TV Channels: Comedy Central
34.) Made For TV Movies: Shut up.
35.) Comedians: See above
36.) Comedies: Shaun of the Dead, Blazzing Saddles, Rat Race, Dr. Strangelove, Shanghai Noon, and other classics
37.) Hair products: Whatever makes my fucking hair clean!
38.) Makeup Products: WTF.
39.) Kind of Pens: My penis.
40.) Kind of Shows: Comedy
41.) Pieces of Jewelry: I don't have jewelry
42.) Kinds of Soap: Once again, soap that makes my body clean asshole! Okay, Dove.
43.) Kinds of Shampoo: WHATEVER MAKES MY HAIR CLEAN YOU FUCKING SHITHOLE
44.) Game Systems: PS2
45.) CDs: Pink Floyd: The Wall
46.) Snacks: Hot Fries
47.) Past times: Writing, reading.
48.) Things to do on the weekend: Nothing.
49.) Magazines: Shut the fuck up magazine! You should read it. In stores nao!
50.) Animals: Wolf and a fox

Clothing
51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing?: Don't give a shit about a brand.
52.) Favorite sweatpants: Look above
53.) What is your everyday outfit?: Either blue jeans or black pants, with a white, black, or red T-shirt with no letters or buttons, plus a hoodie or leather jacket here and there.
54.) Do you wear a uniform to school?: Nope
55.) Do you like it?: ...Did I not just say I don't wear a uniform?
56.) What is your favorite clothing store?: Gangstas-r-us bitch.
57.) Do you try to dress like other people?: Nope. I'm as plain as plain can be.
58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy?: Nope.
59.) What kind of shoes do you wear?: Sketchers
60.) Do you like funky shoelaces?: I don't know how to tie my shoe.
61.) Do you wear hats?: I can only count twice in my life that I have
62.) Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: No. None at all
63.) If so, what?: …
64.) Do you wear belts?: Sometimes.
65.) Do you wear skirts?: LMAO
66.) Do you wear revealing clothing?: Not at all.
67.) Do you like the Eskimo look?: ...Ask again when I blow your brains out.
68.) Do you wear big pimpin coats?: I like coats. I'm the one that pimps them
69.) Do you carry a purse or bag?: A bag with your body in it, fool.
70.) If so, what is it like?: With blood pouring out of it.

School
71.) What are your grades like?: Horrible
72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school?: I wish, but it's actually something I can't change.
73.) Are you failing anything?: Yeah. Even at life.
74.) Do you take a language?: No.
75.) If so which language?: Look above
76.) Who is your favorite teacher?: I miss Mr. Strength.
77.) Do you decorate your locker?: No.
78.) Do you decorate your bookbag?: Never have a bookbag.
79.) If so, with what?: Nothing.
80.) Do you draw on yourself in school?: No.
81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks? Write maybe
82.) Do you take art?: No
83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven?: Driven to school, then I walk home 2 hours than I should get out.
84.) Do you like school?: Fuck no...
85.) How big is your school?: Pretty damn big
86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school?: Every last motherfucking one of them. Plus, who said I have friends?
87.) Do you wish you could change schools?: I already am and it's making me very nervous
88.) Are you on the Honor/Merit roll?: No.
89.) Do you participate in school plays?: Not since Elementary
90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones?: Lame.

Your Room
91.) What color is your room?: ... What do you mean what color it's fcking white.
92.) Is it messy or clean?: Insanely messy.
93.) What are on your bedsheets?: White and white
94.) Do you have posters on your wall?: Nope.
95.) If so, of what?: …
96.) Do you have a TV in your room?: Yes
97.) A computer?: Yes but it doesn't work and has no internet connection
98.) A radio?: Yep
99.) An alarm clock?: Yep
100.) A stereo?: Yes
101.) What is under your bed?: Junk
102.) Do you have a big closet?: No.
103.) Do you write on your walls?: Look above plz.
104.) Do you have any beads hanging up?: No
105.) If so, what design?: None.
106.) Is your ceiling decorated?: No.
107.) If so, of what?: …
108.) Do you decorate your door?: No.
109.) With what?: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
110.) What color is your carpet?: I don't have carpet. I don't want my dick burned

Music
111.) Meep?
112.) Do you own a lot of CDs?: Nope
113.) How many exactly?: 9
114.) Do you download music?: Yes
115.) What are your favorite songs?: Pink Floyd- Hey You, Nine Inch Nails-Only, Depeche Mode-Personal Jesus, Rage Against the Machine-Bulls on Parade
116.) Do you listen to the radio?: Only in car
117.) Do you like loud music?: Only when I'm home alone and in the mood
118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?: I almost stabbed a guy's tires because of it so yeah
119.) Do you like rap?: Beastie Boys own every fucking rapper on the planet
120.) Do you like country?: I can count 7 songs but I do love Johnny Cash

TV
121.) What TV shows are you glued to?: Scrubs
122.) Are you a couch potato?: Without a doubt
123.) Do you watch the news?: Sorta. Scares me to much to watch too much of it
124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV?: No.
125.) Who is your favorite TV star?: Neil Flynn
126.) Do you watch late night TV?: Sometimes
127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV?: Yes.
128.) Do you actually care about any of those above 100?: Not really
129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun?: Nope
130.) What is your take on commercials?: Annoying as fuck
131.) How big is your TV?: In my room, about 14 inches.
132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually?: Remote.
133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible?: Who does?
134.) Do you like dramas?: Nawt really. Has to be the right kind of drama
135.) Do you like comedies?: Yes. I hate over the top ones... the ones that try too hard
136.) Comedy Central-good or bad?: Good AND bad
137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV?: Bob Kelso, Janitor and Dr. Cox
138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones?: Wrestling? Is that even a sport?
139.) Do you watch music videos?: Sometimes
140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80s even if you werent living in the 80s?: 80s are ghey. Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!

Morals/Beliefs
141.) Religion?: I answered this shit once
142.) Do you go to church regularly?: Not anymore.
142.) Pro-life?: WTF
143.) Pro-choice?: WTF
144.) Are you a virgin?: Yes.
145.) Do you believe in God?: I've... had words with this so-called God.
146.) Jesus?: Jesus Christ existed. Whether or not he was a god, I don't know.
147.) Allah?: Not a goddamn Muslim
148.) Buddha?: Yes.
149.) Do you have crosses hanging in your house?: In the car
150.) Do you believe in the true meaning of Christmas?: I ignore both meanings

Friends
151.) Who are your best friends?: ...Only Hayate
152.) Do you have a lot of friends?: No. They dropped me and abused me.
153.) Who is your funniest friend?: Hayate
154.) Craziest?:
155.) Weirdest?: Hayate. XDDDD
156.) Prettiest: Hayate
157.) Fanciest?:
158.) Sportiest?:
159.) Girliest?:
160.) Mellowest?:
161.) Stupidest?:
162.) Smartest?:
163.) Thugest?:
164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances?: Sorta
165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?: It was only Mr. Strength once.
166.) Are you friends with any friends parents?: Nope.
167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends?: LMAO. No.
168.) Are you comfortable around your friends?: Never.
169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends?: One.
170.) Are you part of a clique?: No.
171.) Do you make new friends easily?: No
172.) Do you have a lot of friends online?: About 4
173.) Where did you meet them?: All on one website
174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends?: WTF are you babbling about?
175.) Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot?: Yeah.
176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses?: No and even if I did I'd be a paranoid wreck
177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot?: Yes, but those are peers
178.) Could you live one day without your friends?: If I can learn how to...
179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10: 2
180.) How is this survey so far?: Stupid.

This or That
181.) Book bag/Messenger bag: Messenger
182.) Punk/Emo: Hate them both.
183.) Rock/Rap: Rock.
184.) Jay-Z/Nas: Don’t care.
185.) Justin/Clay: UR A FAG LULZ
186.) Ruben/Clay: PLZ JOIN MY SITE
187.) Cat/Dog: Cat
188.) PS2/Xbox: PS2
189.) DVDs/VHS: DVD
190.) Cds/Tapes: CD
191.) Big screen/small screen: Medium
192.) Movies at home/in the theater: Theater if it's a good movie
193.) Popcorn/Candy: Chocolate
194.) Jacket/Coat: Jacket
195.) Real fur/Fake fur: Neither. Disgusting
196.) sister/brother: Sister hands down
197.) Home/House: Home
198.) Espanol/Deutsch: Espanol
199.) Art/Computer: Computer
200.) Laptop/Desktop: I want a laptop
201.) Pepsi/Coke: Coke
202.) Orange/Apple: Orange
203.) Phone/Computer: Computer
204.) Email/Letters: Email
205.) Big/Small: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY DICK!
206.) Pizza/Ravioli: Pizza
207.) Baby/Toddler: Baby
208.) 16/21: 21 because 7 x 3= 21, and 7 is my lucky number
209.) CSI/24: 24
210.) Superman/Spiderman: Spiderman
211.) Kilborn/Conan: Conan
212.) Letterman/Leno: Letterman
213.) SNL/MadTV: SNL
214.) Flinstones/Jetsons: Flinstones
215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter: Lord of the Rings
216.) Boxers/Briefs: Boxers
217.) Pants/Skirts: Pants.
218.) Skirts/Skorts: …*middle finger*
219.) Fork/Spoon: Spork BITCH
220.) People/InTouch: People

Are you
221.) Gothic?: No.
222.) a freak?: Hell yes and proud of it
223.) a computer nerd?: Sorta
224.) a science freak?: Fuck no
225.) a sports fan?: Above
226.) one of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?: No
227.) a class clown?: 7 years ago.
228.) funny?: Yesh
229.) serious?: I look serious all the time even when I'm not...
230.) intellectual?: I've been told
231.) an LOTR nerd?: Yes…
232.) a failure?: Yeah but I'll change it
233.) a success?: Anything but.
234.) a loser?: Indeed
235.) popular?: Not in the least
236.) lazy?: That's my magic word
237.) outgoing?: 10 years ago before a disease that changed me completely
238.) shy?: Yes
239.) friendly?: No.
240.) easily annoyed?: Sometimes
241.) tolerant of others views?: Yep
242.) addicted to crack?: No.
243.) addicted to any other drug?: The day I do drugs is the day I'll fucking commit suicide
244.) a partier?: No.
245.) naturally hyperactive?: All depends who is around me
246.) wild?: No
247.) sporty?: I can be, but I am not.
248.) smelly?: Sometimes
249.) an insomniac?: Recently
250.) a procrastinator?: Yep
251.) a criminal?: No
252.) a crackpot?: Nope
253.) a bookworm?: Nah
254.) hairy?: Not really. Just my legs need a little work
255.) good at playing basketball?: Only sport I could ever consider doing.
256.) in high school?: Yesss.
257.) in prison?: No
258.) from mars?: Maybe
259.) straight?: Mhm
260.) gay?: No

Random Questions
261.) Do you like frosted flakes?: Just ate some 2 hours ago
262.) Are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: I have a girlish figure.
263.) Do you like nuns?: Blues Brothers FTW
264.) Is this survey getting on your nerves?: I already cut my wrists thank you.
265.) Do you use correct English?: Yes. And I also correct other peoples grammar.
266.) Hablar Espanol?: I don't speak stupid
267.) Spien Deutsch?: Nein.
268.) Speak English?:
269.) Do you know what an aphrodisiac is?: Mhm.
270.) Do you know what Draculas first name is?: Yes
271.) Do you like Russian names?: Nope
272.) Like Vlad?: What?
273.) Homer?: Who?
274.) Are you a busy body?: Naw
275.) Do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try and pick them up and proceed to fail?: No but it sounds amusing
276.) Do you like to go mini golfing dressed as old men?: LMAO
277.) Do you like to roller skate?: Not unless I want to break my ass-bone
278.) Who do you wish was president?: The Joker!
279.) What do you think of Pres. Bush?: He sucks.
280.) Do you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?: Nope
281.) Are you insecure?: Yes
282.) Are you influenced by ancient Greek culture?: No. Nothing interests me.
283.) Roman culture?: Eh.
284.) What kind of architecture do you like?: None
285.) What style architecture is your house?: I'm done. That's it.
286.) Do you like to shop in big cities?: I hate shopping, though I am a very fast grocery shopper
287.) Do you like to clean your room?: Not even if you paid me
288.) Do you hate when people sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniffle the whole time to break your concentration?: Yes
289.) Do you think that clocks are dumb?: Wai would they be?
290.) Does anybody really know what time it is?: It's time for you to suck my cock.
291.) Does anybody really care?: Why do you ACT like you care?
292.) Who sings that song?: What song jackass?
293.) Do you like Chicago?: The city? I wanna go there for a friend
294.) Does Nevada have a football team?: Why should I give a damn?
295.) What did you get on the last big test you took?: 39.
296.) Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?: No. I chew my sleeves
297.) Do you play with dolls?: I got interested in Barbies at the age of 9
298.) Do you like Star Trek?: No but brother used to worship it
299.) Whats 2+9+9?: Thomas Jefferson sucka!
300.) Do you like filling out these surveys?: I don't know why I'm even doing this

Money
301.) Do you have a job?: No
302.) What do you do?: No
303.) Does your boss like you?: No
304.) How much do you get paid?: No
305.) Do you have your own bank account?: No
306.) Do you have a credit card?: No
307.) a checkbook?: No
308.) Are you a big spender?: No
309.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: No
310.) In an average week, how much money do you spend?: 5 bucks
311.) Do you know how much a peso would be worth in the United States today?: I'm not Mexican
312.) How about a Franc?: Fuck money
313.) Do you really care?: Exactly.
314.) Do you like your job if you have one?: No because no matter what I'd do I'd be in pain
315.) If you dont have one, do you wish you had one?: Only to see somebody.
316.) Do you wish you had more money?: Maybe but I don't spend shit on myself other than what keeps me alive
317.) Why?: A friend goddamn it. Stop asking questions
318.) Would you rather be filthy rich with no friends or dirt poor with tons of friends and a dog?: Dirt poor.
319.) Do you have a cool wallet?: You see that wallet that says Bad Mothafucka on it?
320.) What is the largest amount of money you ever had in your possession at one time?: 280
321.) What are you wearing?: Silky white T-shirt plus blue jeans
322.) What are you listening to?: George Harrison
323.) Who are you talking to?: Hayate
324.) What are you doing other than filling out this survey?: Talking to Hayate fucktard
325.) How is your hair?: Messy but still smexy. XD
326.) Do you have anything on your feet?: No but YOU have fungus
327.) Are you cold or warm?: good. I'm about to be a human torch.
328.) Do you have any jewelry on?: No and shut up about jewelry
329.) Do you have any makeup on?: No.
330.) Name 4 things laying around your desk: Old cups from fast food restraunts
331.) Pick up a books laying near you and type a random sentence from a random page: WHO PUT FUCKING COOKIES IN MY BED?! <--- I'm serious.
332.) Open a cabinet near you and describe whats in it: No food.
333.) What time is it?: 11:42 AM.
334.) Should you be doing something else now?: I never do anything
335.) Why arent you doing it?: Is that a trick question?
336.) Is your room a mess now?: It always is
337.) Is your mom nagging at you to clean it?: No. She's at work
338.) What are any people around you doing?: I'm alone shitface
339.) Who are you thinking about right now?: Jen, Jen, Jen, and oh, my sister.
340.) Are you doing anything illegal?: Brandishing a knife to slit your throat

Looks
341.) How much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning?: For school? 8 minutes
342.) Do you wear makeup regularly?: Cross-dresserrrrr.
343.) If so, what?: None
344.) Are your looks important to you?: Never have been until last year
345.) Do you want to change the way you look?: Just 2 things
346.) What would you change?: None of your business
347.) How do you usually wear your hair?: Just strands over my eye.
348.) Do you dye your hair?: Never have.
349.) Do you straighten you hair?: No.
350.) What color is your hair naturally?: Dark brown
351.) What is your eye color?: Dark brown
352.) Do you wear colored contacts?: I wear none
353.) Do you look like your parents?: All depends on the person who's looking.
354.) Is that good or bad?: I guess. My mother was actually hailed as the most beautiful girl in school at once time
355.) Do you turn strange colors sometimes?: Really black and really pale even for a light tanned guy
356.) Why?: It just happens dipshit.
357.) Do you have any piercings?: No
358.) Any tattoos?: Never gonna get any.
359.) Ever gotten a makeover?: Only for Halloween
360.) Do you experiment a lot with new looks?: Nope.

Travel
361.) Have you ever been out of the country?: No.
362.) Out of your state?: Yes
363.) Out of your city?: Yes
364.) Do you go on a vacation every year?: Nah
365.) If so, to where and for how long?: Wanna see a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil... disapear. *rams your head into the pencil* TA-DA!
366.) Have you ever ridden in a plane?: No.
367.) In a boat?: Yes.
368.) Do you visit relatives that live far away from you at all?: Only my older brother.
369.) ON average, every week how many miles do you travel?: 20
370.) Do you drive?: No

Cars
371.) Favorite car?: Don't care much for them
372.) Color for that car?: Anything red
373.) Do you have your liscense?: Suspended even when I didn't have them to begin with
374.) Permit?: Fuh Q
375.) Do you like fast cars?: So I can speed off and die? Yeah why nawt.

Sleep
376.) How long so you sleep each night on average?: 6 at the most
377.) Is this enough?: No.
378.) Do you dream every night?: Everybody does. You just can't remember them
379.) Describe a weird dream you had: Shooting cum in your eye.
380.) Do you sleep in awkward positions?: Dunno
381.) Do you sleep in school?: Yes
382.) If so, do you wake up with different patterns all over your face from whatever you were laying on?: Nah
383.) What position do you usually wake up in?: Back
389.) Does your alarm clock wake you up?: During the school year.
390.) What kind of alarm clock do you have?: A plain black one

Going Out
391.) How often do you go to parties?: None at all
392.) Are you a crazy party hopper?: Fuck no
393.) Do you like wild parties with lots of people?: Look above
394.) Are you a social butterfly?: Psh
395.) Do you go clubbing?: Hell no
396.) Ever been drunk?: Buzzed
397.) Ever get kicked out of a party?: Never have been to one
398.) For what?: Please shut up.
399.) Do you throw a lot of parties?: No and wai should I? So people can fuck in my house, drink booze, and get high?
400.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: Once a year but I go with my sister.
401.) Do you go with a lot of friends?: No.
402.) Do you like going to arcades?: Yep. Fun.
403.) Is DDR a cool game?: I suck at it.
404.) What about those racing games?: They are okay.
405.) How many parties have you been to in the last 3 months?: None
406.) How many formal dances have you been to in the last year or so?: 0
407.) Do you dress up when you go out?: *yawn*
408.) Do you go to see a lot of movies on the weekend?: No. Only if a movie has my interest
409.) Who has the best parties?: My pants.

Dating and Stuff
410.) Are you involved romantically with anyone right now?: Its complicated.
412.) Do you wish you were with someone right now?: So bad.
413.) Do you have a secret crush?: No.
414.) Who?:
415.) Do they know? Yeah, but probably don't know just how really much I do like them.
416.) How many people have you dated in the passed year?: Not a fucking dater.
417.) Kissed in the past year? 0
418.) Do you know what 143 means?: Secks position?
419.) How many people have you said "I love you" to?: Only three people ever. Verbally at least. Hayate, mom, and younger sister.
420.) Did you mean it?: More than the three of them know.
421.) If you didnt mean in, why did you bother saying it?: I meant every fucking word so fuck off.
422.) Do you say I Love You to your friends all the time?: Cancel out the 's' and make it a yes.
423.) Where do you go out on dates?: Nowhere.
424.) Whats the most fun date you ever had?: I'm never fun.
425.) If you break up with someone do you cry your heart out while listening to breakup songs and then in an hour your fine again with a new love-buddy?: Never have. Not even heartbroken for any reason.

Who Would Win In a Fight?
426.) Britney or Christina: Christina
427.) Justin or JC: Justin
428.) Frodo or Sam: Gandalf
429.) B2K or Nsync: Dunno.
430.) Cartman or Bart Simpson: Cartman
431.) Dracula or Frankenstein: Dracula
432.) Triumph or Simon Cowell: Simon Cowell
433.) Conan or Jay: Conan, bitch!
434.) Rosie ODonnell or Boy George: Boy George
435.) Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson: Carmen
436.) Tommy Lee or the guy whos married to Carmen Electra right now: Tommy Lee
437.) Bill OReilly or Chris Matthews: Bill

Inspiration
438.) Who are your heroes?: I have no heroes. Heroes fall.
439.) Why do you look up to them?: I don't.
440.) Do you wish you could be just like them?: Be like a hero? No.
441.) State the most inspiring quote you know: "HE STOLE MY BALLOONS! WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME HE HAD ONE OF THOSE... THINGS?!"
442.) Do your parents inspire you?: Yeah
443.) Do any of your friends inspire you?: Yes.

More Random Questions
444.) Are nutri-grain bars good or bad?: Bad.
445.) Do you eat a lot of donuts?: When avaliable
446.) What kind?: Just regular glazed.
447.) Do you like chocolate?: Fuck yes. This quiz has gotten better.
448.) Has your uncle ever gone to jail for unpaid parking tickets?: I don't have an Uncle
449.) Do you see dancing giraffes and living gnomes in your sleep?: I don't dream that random
450.) Do you like headphones that go in your ears or stay out?: Out.
451.) Do you like mini blinds?: Okay. This quiz sucks again.
452.) Have you ever broken your mini blinds with a hanger?: Kind of fucking question is that?
453.) Have you ever gotten into a violent fit of rage and tried to murder someone?: Yeah. You.
454.) How is this survey so far?: Pathetic
455.) Do you like the movie Fantasia?: Never seen it.

Whats Your Take On
456.) Life: Shitty but I gotta keep going
457.) The world: Once again... shitty.
458.) President Bush: Can bite my REAL American arse.
459.) Ahhhhnold: Needs to do Terminator 4 with Christian Bale
460.) Gary Coleman running for governor: That little midget?
461.) Howard Stern: Too extreme for my tastes
462.) The war in Iraq: War in senseless but it's the only supposed way of keeping the peace
463.) the economy: Recessionnnn.
464.) jay-z retiring: Wasn't that a long time ago? Who cares. Hate rap.
465.) School: Needs to die.
466.) Going to college: Scared of it
467.) Marriage: Maybe, maybe not.
468.) Football: Sucks
469.) Baseball: Is okay.
470.) People cutting themselves for pleasure: They're fucking lost and confused. I don't abide it at all.


Do You
471.) Pick your nose?: Nope.
472.) Untie your shoe laces everytime you take your shoes off?: No. Can't tie shoes gawddamn it! >_<
473.) Fart a lot?: I try to hold that shit in. XDDDD
474.) Burp a lot?: Yesh
475.) Do stupid things in public?: No. I act like I don't care.
476.) Terrorize innocent people on golf courses?: No.
477.) Have random hallucinations?: Naw
478.) Wear shirts with quotes on them?: Not once.
479.) Wear patches and/or pins on your clothing?: Nope.
480.) Wear leg warmers?: No.
481.) Sing in the shower?: Wallking on Sunshine! We're No Strangers to Love! What What In The Butt?!
482.) Play any card game?: On occassion
483.) Sleep with a teddy bear?: It's been awhile
484.) Take your pet for a walk?: Nope.
485.) Have a snake?: Hell no.
486.) Have webbed feet?: WTF
487.) Wear colorful socks?: Just white.
488.) Have a life?: Hell no.
489.) Drink coffee?: Yesh
490.) Drink tea?: Indeed!

Internet
491.) What are your screen names?: CrimsonPhantasms
492.) Emails?: *cough*
493.) Do you have a website?: deviantArt.
494.) Do you have a live journal or dead journal?: In between
495.) Do you ever get off the computer?: Yesh
496.) What are your favorite websites?: Answered this shit already
497.) What are your favorite online stores?: Hate online stores
498.) Do you buy a lot of stuff online?: Haven't bought a single thing
499.) If so, what?:
500.) Whats the last thing you bought online?:
501.) Do you have a lot of online friends?: Mhm.
502.) Have you ever met any of them in person?:
503.) Whos the best person to talk to online?: Hayate. Second is Layil
504.) Do you ever catch yourself using computer language outloud? I say LOL alot to piss people off.
505.) Do you use AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, MSN?: AIM
506.) Whats your desktop background?: None
507.) Whats your AIM icon?: Panda bear with a handbag beyotch.
508.) How many hours do you spend online in a week on average?: Too many
509.) Do you have a webcam or a mic?: Neither
510.) If your computer shut down for a week, would you die?: Go insane but not die

Presents
511.) Whats the best present you've ever received?: Ernie shirtttt!
512.) Whats the worst present you've ever received?: Pinestraw. LMFAO
513.) Do you think its better to give than to receive?: Yeah
514.) Do you feel guilty when people get you a great present, but you didnt get them one?: All the time
515.) Do you make up a lie to cover it up?: No

More Favorites
516.) Favorite radio station: You wouldn't know.
517.) Favorite day of the week: Friday
518.) Favorite fruit: Lemon
519.) Favorite vegetable: Okra
520.) Favorite lunch meat: Steak
521.) Favorite candy bar: Anything chocolate
522.) Favorite nail polish: WTF
523.) Favorite chair: I don't favor chairs
524.) Favorite early morning show: Your mom.
525.) Favorite morning talk show host: Don’t watch talk shows.
526.) Favorite writing paper: Just a notebook
527.) Favorite section of the newspaper: 'Hello Butts County'. LMFAO
528.) Favorite sibling (if you have any): Younger sister
529.) Favorite distant relative: Don't have any except my brother
530.) Favorite dessert: Mississippi Mudpie. Which is basically very hot fudge brownie with vanilla ice cream
531.) Favorite weather: Rain
532.) Favorite season: Fall
533.) Favorite shoe brand: Sketchers
534.) Favorite lunch:
535.) Favorite breakfast: Don't eat breakfast
536.) Favorite author: James Clavell, Tolkien, yada yada
537.) Favorite place to see concerts: Never have.
538.) Favorite band to see live: Never saw any live since I was a baby
539.) Favorite survey youve ever gotten: This ones been fun.

More This or That
540.) Nike/Adidas: Nike
541.) Alone/With friends: Alone
542.) Work/Have off: Off
543.) Pomegranate/Perssimon: Neither
544.) Raspberry/Blueberry: Blueberry
545.) Cheech and Chong/Abbot and Costello: Abbot and Costello
546.) Acid/Shrooms: You fucking make me answer and I promise I will microwave your guts.
547.) Who/The Who: The Who
548.) Older/Newer: Older
549.) Regular pretzel/Pretzel log: Regular pretzel
550.) Have sex/Make love: Make love

Have you ever
551.) Used a swear word the wrong way and made it sound completely stupid?: Nawt really
552.) Skipped school?: Many, many times
553.) Done drugs?: Fuck no.
554.) Been drunk?: No
555.) Been so drunk you couldnt remember your own name?: No.
556.) Had to look after someone who was on drugs?: Nope
557.) Gone insane?: Yes but I haven't completely lost it... yet.
558.) Been in the hospital over night?: Yeah
559.) Been in a car accident?: Nope
560.) A bike accident?: LMFAO. You should see my screw ups.
561.) Broken a bone?: Nope
562.) Sprained a wrist or an ankle?: Wrist only once, and that was bracing myself running almost through a wall
563.) Been online for more than 8 hours at one shot?: Yes.
564.) Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: Haha... yeah.
565.) Watched TV for more than 11 hours straight?: 7 hours.
566.) More than 12 hours?: No
567.) How about 5 hours?: Yesh
568.) Slipped in public and had everyone laugh at you?: Twice
569.) Passed out from hunger?: No
570.) Been to a LAN party?: A what?


Other Stuff
571.) Do you like going to basketball games?: Nope
572.) How about swim meets?: What's so fun about that? Plus I can't swim
573.) Tennis matches?: Nope.
574.) Do you like Family Feud?: It's entertaining
575.) The ones with Richard?: YESH.
576.) How about Match Game?: Used to
577.) Do you watch Game Show network regularly?: Nope
578.) Do you believe in dream catchers?: Maybe.
579.) Do transvestites appeal to you?: *spits in your face*
580.) Have you ever been to New York City?: Hell to the no
581.) Do you wish you could live somewhere else?: Yeah....
582.) Do you dress in different ways to look like other people?: Only on Halloween
583.) Yes or No: Christina Aguilera has talent: Dunno
584.) Do you like TiVo?: Don't have it
585.) Do you have a TiVo?: Above assclown
586.) VCRs or DVD players?: DVD
587.) Are you an animal rights activist?: Nope
588.) A vegan?: No
589.) Vegetarian?: Nope
590.) What do you want to be when you grow up?: Physical Therapist

Do you know
591.) Who won the Super Bowl last year?: Nuu
592.) Two years ago?: Me.
593.) Who hosted Family Feud after Richard?: Dunno and don't care
594.) The author of "Frankenstein"?: Dunno
595.) Who the Canadian Prime Minister is?: No
596.) The Queen of England?: One of the Elizabeths
597.) Prime Minister of Britain?: Used to know
598.) Espanol?: NO
599.) Deutsch?: NOO
600.) Japanese?: A little
601.) François?: NOOOO
602.) Chinese?: NOOOOO
603.) Portuguese?: NOOOOO
604.) (If you dont, do you wish you knew any of these languages?): Naw
605.) The capital of Switzerland?: Leave me alone. T_T
606.) The capital of the US?: D.C.
607.) All of the Canadian provinces?: Not all
608.) The two most commonly used languages in the world?: English and Mandarin
609.) How to fly a kite?: Yeah but it's boring because I often envy the kite for flying
610.) How to surf?: Not for the life of me
611.) Skateboard?: Skateboards are shit to me
612.) How about rollerblade?: Asked this question
613.) What year the Korean war started?: Nope

Emotions
614.) What is the one thing in the world that makes you teary eyed?: I don't really know
615.) Happy eyed?: Dunno
616.) What song always makes you sad?: Praying for Time
617.) Happy?: Don't Stop Me Now by Queen
618.) Which person always makes you really happy?: Dana and Hayate
619.) Really depressed?: *sigh*
620.) Are you a really emotional person?: Yeah
621.) Are you a naturally depressed person?: Yes again. Live with it
622.) A naturally happy person?: No.
623.) How long does it take you to overcome a bad emotion?: Depends
624.) What do you do?: Music
625.) What song do you think was written about your life?:

The Last Person To
626.) Who was the last person to hug you?: Mother.
627.) Talk to you?: Hayate
628.) IM you?: Some random person advertising porn
629.) Touch you physically?: Dunno
630.) Touch you emotionally?: Hayate
631.) Hurt you?: Myself.
632.) Make you feel gooooood?: Hayate. XP
633.) Scold you?: Mom
634.) Praise you?: Daniel
635.) Say "Hello" to you?: Steve

Weaknesses
636.) Are you secure with yourself?: Sometimes
637.) What do other people think of you?: That short spazzy kid who writes well
638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as?: Complicated
639.) What is your one maaaaajjoooorrrr weakness?: Guys
640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person?: Again, depends.
641.) A weak person?: Not really
642.) Are you stressed out?: Sorta
643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on?: Move on.
644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you?: Sometimes
645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily?: I've learned to keep my mouth shut.

MORE Random Stuff
671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now no thinking: tinky dipsy laa-laa poe 672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason?: Sometimes…
673.) Do you talk Simmish?: No?
674.) Oday ouyay peaksay igpay atinlay?: esay
675.) Isnt pig latin the best?: Eh
676.) Do you have a distinct smell?: Nawt really
677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfume or something?: LMAO NO!
678.) Have you ever read Gone With the Wind?: Nope
679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher?: YESH! MR. JACKSON AKA COLONEL SANDERS AND MS. ROWLAND WHO'S A GHETTO WHITE TEACHER!
680.) Are you in an asylum?: Will be
681.) College?: Nawt yet
682.) What is your favorite scent?: Old Spice
683.) Do you eat chocolate?: Best question you've asked all night
684.) Where is your favorite restaurant?: Ryan's
685.) What is the best feeling in the world?: Eh
686.) What is the worst feeling in the world?: Depression
687.) Do like Spongebob?: Hell no
688.) Do you think hes gay?: Why would that be an issue?
689.) How about Squidward? A little off track?: Fuck everything spongebob
690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like "I was too busy getting raped by a bull to do my homework"?: I haven't had homework in 2 years
691.) Do you do your homework every night?: Never.
692.) Do you usually get a lot?: Nope
693.) "OOOOOO poor baby": WTF
694.) Have you ever been French kissed by a dog?: Oh, you mean LICKED? Yes.
695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your mouth?: Blech. *pukes*
696.) Ever eaten a doggie biscuit? ... I WUZ CURIOUS
697.) Dont you wish they would make them for humans too?: No
698.) Where is your second home?: I have no second home
699.) Are dollar stores cool?: Especially for cheap fucks like me!
700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you dont need to look up?: 4
701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter?: Yesh
702.) Can you do the limbo?: Nope
703.) Do you make New Years Resolutions?: Not always

Which Friend
704.) Has the best taste in music?: Eh
705.) Has the coolest name?:
706.) Has the best taste in movies?:
707.) Has the nicest hair?:
708.) Has the fittest body?:
709.) Do you hang out with most?: Me
710.) Has the coolest parents?:
711.) Lives closest to you?:
712.) Lives the farthest from you?: Hayate
713.) Can you relate to most?: Eh
714.) Is the best for advice on anything?: Dana
715.) Can you make you laugh the easiest?: Dana

Word Association!
716.) blow: job
717.) lollipop: guild
718.) obnoxious: your mom
719.) cold: hot
720.) hot: kid
721.) smell: cinnamon
722.) car: drive
723.) rain: water
724.) wet: water
725.) steamy: humid
726.) bite: scratch
727.) beer: ghey
728.) rock: music
729.) hard: my penis
730.) soft: piano
xDDD

OK Heres the dirty part
731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing?: No.
732.) Whats your favorite place to be kissed?: Never have been kissed so I'll go with the obvious answer
733.) Are you a tease?: No
734.) Spit or swallow: I'm not gay asswipe, and I could give a shit if a girl spits or swallows my cum as long as I get it out of me

More "Do you"
735.) Twirl your hair?: Once in a blue moon
736.) Hate yourself?: Sometimes
737.) Want to kill yourself?: No.
738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?: Yes
739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?: Yeah... and I can never help it.
740.) Touch your face a lot?: Nah
741.) Watch MTV?: MTV makes me wanna smoke... nothing because I hate drugs. So take this as a no.
742.) Have any lesbian/gay/bi friends?: Yeah
743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other peoples differences?: Yes
744.) Wish you could fly?: Who doesn't?
745.) Wish you could be invisible?: Yeah
746.) Read minds?: I do actually.
747.) Watch wrestling?: Yesh
748.) Like filling out love surveys?: Nawt really
749.) Work out?: Occassional punches and kicks here and there.
750.) Play any sports?: No

More Have You Ever
751.) Gotten a DUI?: Gawddamn it, how many times do I have to say no?
752.) A speeding ticket?: No
753.) Been in a fist fight?: Yes
754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?: Nah
755.) Considered a life as a criminal?: No
756.) Held a gun?: Yes. Brother showed me different types of guns
757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money?: You're a fucking shitbag if you say yes for this question
758.) Been used?: By almost everyone
759.) Been rejected?: Yes
760.) Experimented with homosexuality?: Nope.
761.) Threw up on a roller coaster?: Never
762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: Shit my pants, yes, but I was already sick.
763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?: I've been old cold for 2 days
764.) Tackled the mailman?: He's in a fucking truck so if I tackle the truck I'm road kill
765.) Laugh so hard you cried?: Yep
766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?: yes
767.) Done crack?: Dieeeee
768.) Done cocaine?: Burn in hell
769.) Passed out during school?: Yes
770.) Had unprotected sex?: Never had it period

More Random Questions!!!!!!!!!!
771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean?: Why should that matter?
772.) What language is spoke in Brazil?: Portugese
773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?: Only 4
774.) How about every baseball team in MLB?: Nope
775.) Do you like hot dogs?: Only if it's Ballpark Frank
776.) Are baseball games fun?: With mother it is.
777.) Is 7 a lucky number?: Fuck yes
778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards?: Dunno
779.) Have you ever played a guitar?: Yes
780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?: Being famous will lead to my downfall
781.) Do you like U2?: 4 songs
782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded "I LOVE U2!" and the other person got really confused?: Nope
783) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?: Indeed
784.) Do you straighten your hair?: EAT MY SHORT DICK
785.) Do you wear sweat pants?: Sometimes
786.) Do you wear black lipstick?: Nope
787.) What kind of headphones do you have?: Every set gets broken so none
788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?: MP3
789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?: Never.
790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?: CDs are kinda yesterday
791.) How often do you change your underwear?: Once every 2 days. Yeah, I know. XDDDD
792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples?: Fuck no
793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say "pimping popples" instead of "popping pimples"?: You suck.
794.) Do you have a walk in closet?: Nope
795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to "Harder to breathe" or whatever by Maroon 5?: The hell?
796.) Do you pray daily?: Nope
797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?: I’d stop living jackass.
798.) Are you paranoid?: Yesh
799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?: Nawt really
800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?: LMFAO. Really hope I don't.

Which One Are You?
801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: Donatello
802.) Power Ranger: Red one
803.) Rugrat: Tommy
804.) Powerpuff Girl: Buttercup
805.) Villain: The Joker

Do You Own
806.) A cell phone?: Nope
807.) A CPR certification card?: I hate that you never make sense to me
808.) A Members Only jacket?: No.
809.) A book over 900 pages long?: 2
810.) A porno?: That's what the internet is for.
811.) A gun?: Nope but they're always in the house so I kinda share it
812.) A pair of toe socks?: Yes
813.) A portable DVD player?: Yep
814.) A Michael Bolton CD?: He's so sappy
815.) A car?: Nope.
816.) A trucker hat?: No
817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?: I hate shorts
818.) A wife beater?: Wait wife beaters are for sale now? At least the wife has an option nao.
819.) A butcher knife?: Yes
820.) A pocket knife?: Yes
821.) A Rolex?: No
822.) A bike?: Yes
823.) A thong?: No
824.) A bikini?: No
825.) A speedo (guys)?: How many times do I need to say NO?
826.) Anything from Tijuana?: no
827.) A drum set?: Bongos
828.) An electric guitar?: Nah
829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?: Nope
830.) Any of the "Rocky" movies?: Seen them all but haven't owned any

More Random Questions
831.) Do you have fleas?: EVERYWHERE! AHHHHH
832.) Quote Aladdin in any way: Arabian nights. (Or is it winds?)
833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?: No
834.) How big is your backyard?: Not big enough
835.) Do you like hairy backs?: Blech. Fuck no
836.) Hairy chests?: No
837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?: Nope. Has to be the same age, if not a little older or slightly younger
838.) Do you wish you had more hair?: No
839.) What does Prilosec treat?: Heart
841.) Are you on any medication?: Was supposed to be
842.) Do you have asthma?: no
843.) Do you have an inhaler?: No
844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?: Never used one
845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?: No
846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?: 3 months ago
847.) What is your hair length?: On the front, it's past my nose.
848.) Do you know how to change a tire?: No
849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?: No
850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?: I don't have rings
851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?: Was about to
852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?: Never
853.) Do you like the show Recess?: Nope
854.) Whats your take on the show Judge Judy?: She's a bitch
855.) When did WW2 start?: 1940 something
856.) When did it end?: … 1940 something again
857.) What is your nationality?: English/Cherokee/Irish
858.) Where did your family come from?: Everywhere
859.) Have you ever been to Hell?: In my dreams
860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?: Yep. He gave me a taco
861) Do you believe in angels?: Maybe
862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned?: Just pissed.
863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned?: 1000%
864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like "naked" to get peoples reactions?: Not really
865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise?: Huh?
866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?: The fuck?
867.) Arent those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy?: Who the FUCK are you talking about?
868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?: No. Sign off.
869.) Do you collect anything?: Katana
870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe?: Fuck no
871.) Do you have pothead neighbors?: No.
872.) Which is your favorite toe?: The one that's shoved up your ass the most
873.) Favorite finger?: *flips you off*
874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?: None
875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?: My niece does.
876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because theyre so sad and stupid?: No
877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?: No
878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!!:
879.) Do you grind a lot?: No
880.) Do you like to grate cheese?: Okay now you're getting ridiculous
881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?: No
882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of seperation?: Maybe
883.) How about 5 degrees of seperation?: Maybe
884.) OK be honest hows the survey so far?: Long and shitty. Should've stuck to talking to Hayate instead.
885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?: Yeah
886.) What time is it?: 1:04 in the morning.
887.) Do you use the word uber a lot?: Nah
888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really dont?: Only Japanese
889.) Can you take a crap in other peoples houses without feeling awkward?: Never have except my sister's once
890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?: Yesh. But on purpose. Take that, school!
891.) What did you do?: Toilet paper rolls!
892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say "Fire trUCK"?: You're dumb as hell, you know that right?
893.) Do you swear like a sailor?: Depends
894.) Do you think its sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually dont?: Don’t care.
895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo?: YOU can go to jolly pirate dounts and take a two hour SHIT for all I care!
896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most: Shit
897.) What does PMS stand for?: Premenstrual syndrome
898.) Do you like to inhale potpourri?: Fuck. You.
899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?: No
900.) How far can you count on your fingers?: I don’t need my fingers to count.
901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you?: Nawt really
902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen?: Never pad
903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?: 46
904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?: Boring but good acting.
905.) How about Good Fellas?: Good enough
906.) Watch the Sopranos?: No
907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?: Hell no
908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?: Who knows.
909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed?: A pretty pony doll.
910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?: Butts-We're-Really-Not-Queer County.
911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?: Depends on the time
912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors?: Not at all
913.) Do you watch day time soaps?: Hate em'
914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?: Adult Swim
915.) Do you use a calculator?: Yeah
916.) What kind is it?: A fucking calculator.
917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?: Mhm
918.) Did you ever have to do a science project?: Nope.
919.) Don't they suck?: Hard
920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project?: No
921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics?: Bitch, please!
922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?: Yes
923.) Are you a racist?: Everyone's a little bit racist.
924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize your intake?: Think you're fucking smart?
925.) Do you diet?: Nope
926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?: Nawt really

Hygeine
927.) How often do you shower?: Once every 2 days
928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?: Only after a shit. I can piss with no hands, bitch!
929.) How often do you wash your face?: Whenever I shower
930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid?: Nah
931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?: Iodine here and there but not always
932.) Do you wash your hair every day?: Yes and no.
933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?: Hardly ever unless I have a cold
934.) Do you cough a lot?: When I’m sick
935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?: Cover mouth because you'd be an asshole if you didn't.
936.) Do you wear deoderant regularly?: Yeah.

Issues
937.) Do you have any type of mental disability?: Yes
938.) Do you have OCD?: Yes
939.) Do you have ADHD?: No
940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder?: Nah
941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression?: Oh yes...
942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time?: Nope
943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox?: Yes. One chicken pock. That eventually lead up to Bacterial Meningitis somehow.
944.) The monkey pox?: No
945.) The mumps?: Nope
946.) The measles?: I'll say this one more time, no.
947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart?: Not that I’m aware of.

The Last Set of Random Questions
948.) Have you ever been on TV?: Yes. Not that I wanted to.
949.) Have you ever been on the radio?: Look above
950.) In the newspaper?: Yes. I'm holding it in my hand right now.
951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?: Rarely952.) Do you watch Saved By The Bell?: No
953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?: No but my sister broke down
954.) Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: Over a dozen times
955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron?: Who the fuck is that?
956.) Throw me some Polish names: I should know this since my sister's boyfriend is polish
957.) What size shoe do you have?: 6 or 7.
958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have?: 1.
959.) How big is your wardrobe?: Enough.
960.) How much do you weigh?: Between 100 and 160
961.) How tall are you?: 5'7
962.) Do you have cankles?: No
963.) Do you have fat wrists?: Nope
964.) Fat thighs?: Not at all
965.) Do you shave your toes?: No hair ON my toes
966.) Do you shave your legs?: LOL YEP
967.) How often?: Twice a month
968.) How about those armpits?: Don't have much, so no.
969.) Are you a germaphobe?: Sometimes
970.) How many legs does an octopus have?: 8
971.) How many legs do you have?: 2
972.) Do you have braces?: Nope
973.) Are you getting sick of these questions?: Make it stoppppppp
974.) Do you snort when you laugh?: I keel you.
975.) Do you snore?: No
976.) Do you have your own room?: Yes
977.) Do you have an overactive bladder?: It can when it wants to be
978.) How about an overactive pooper?: No
979.) Have you ever had an out of body experience?: No
980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him?: Yes. He did fine justice with the first Batman
981.) How about Tim Curry?: …
982.) Are you ticklish?: Yeah
983.) Do you have a gay uncle?: Don't have one
984.) A lesbian aunt?: No
985.) Do you like salad?: I've only gotten into it recently
986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market?: No
987.) Ever been to a pig auction?: We live in the south but you're an ass if you think I have been because of it
988.) Are you artsy?: I’ve been told
989.) Do you like to eat pie?: No
990.) Do you like to say "no pun intended" for no reason?: No.
991.) Whats your favorite pie flavor?: Cherry
992.) Do you like ice cream cake?: Sure
993.) Is the glass half empty or half full?: Unless its vodka I don’t give half a shit… But not really. I just like that quote.
994.) Who was the Lone Rangers, nephews, horse?: Ask me a fucking question like this again...
995.) Do you like cheese?: DO U LYKE TEH BUTTSECKS?!
996.) Do you know Eric Shaun?: Yeah. He's the guy I killed for practice before I'll get to you
997.) Do you think that last question was really lame?: Not as lame as your sweet and sour chicken ass.
998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame? Duh
999.) Was it a waste of your time?: Yes. 4 hours of my life wasted.
1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless things when you should be doing more important things?: Nothing's ever to important for me
1001.) Do you think too much?: Yeah.